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Captain Graysen Pendry takes a backhand during preseason
Swinging Into the Season
Sascha Keller, Online Editor • September 3, 2025

On August 11, the sounds of bouncing balls and powerful serves echoed through Waveland tennis courts as the girls tennis team began their first...

Putting Down Our Pitchforks
Putting Down Our Pitchforks
Owen Zeller, Opinions Editor • September 3, 2025

Union Park’s storied grounds hold memories for Chicagoans of all walks of life. Some have visions of Little League or outdoor basketball games...

Caleb Goh oversees his students on stage
A New Act Begins
Graysen Pendry, Editor-In-Chief • September 3, 2025

“The most fulfilling part of this work is when students suddenly get it,” Dr. Caleb Goh said. “That ‘aha’ moment makes everything worth...

Crossing the Bridge to Upper School
Vada Mescudi, Staff Writer • September 3, 2025

On August 18, new-to-Parker Upper School freshmen were welcomed during Bridge, a full day of activities where students are introduced to Parker and one another.  During this year's Bridge, the new-to-Parker...

Jeff Berger-White Joins the Team
Christina Merikas, Features Editor • September 3, 2025

“When I got the call from Cory Zeller to offer me the job, I was on an airplane, about to take off,” new Upper School English teacher Jeff Berger-White said. “It was not something that I had to think about....

War on Words
Lexi Schneider, News Editor • September 3, 2025

Every year, an estimated 75,000 books are banned globally. Of that, an astonishing 13% are from the United States.  The trend of local politicians, state boards of education, and school administrators banning books...

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Maya Khare
From Client to Coach
Owen Powell September 3, 2025

Maya Khare recently graduated from Parker and has been a life coach since her junior year. She came to Parker as a freshman. “I struggled so much my freshman year, academically and socially,” Khare...

The Animal Kingdom
The Animal Kingdom
Anaïs Morris, Copy Editor • September 3, 2025

“I remember in the morning before class started, we would peek into their enclosure and we would try to find where they were hiding,” freshman Eva Mack said, remembering the multiple fire-bellied toads...

Nikita Mallik soars through the sky during one of her performances
Flipping Crazy
Zoe Polsky September 3, 2025

Cloaked in lengthy long fabrics with her head held high, sophomore Nikita Mallik soars above an audience demonstrating her acrobatic abilities.  Last year Mallik joined the Parker community as a freshman....

Caffeine in the Cafeteria
Caffeine in the Cafeteria
Madeline Boxerman September 3, 2025

The carbonated beverage Bubbl’r is a naturally caffeinated drink with flavor names that were created to entice: “Twisted Elix’r” and “Tropical Dream’r,” to name just a few. The main idea...

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Screenshot of the Student Government ballot.
Election Allegations
Sascha Keller June 6, 2024

Election season has officially come to a close. Colorful posters have been taken down, speeches have been given, and a new cabinet has begun...

Karyn Kupcient
Karyn Kupcient
Ellery Singer June 6, 2024

In the second floor hallway, across from the auditorium, hangs a stone and metal plaque. In glinting silver lettering it reads “Karyn Kupcinet...

Alex Chaouki. Photo courtesy of Parker portal.
Who is “The Chaouk Man?”
Sejal Ahuja, Online Editor • June 6, 2024

Parker students all know Alex Chaouki. He’s a multifaceted man: DoorDasher, student, reselling entrepreneur, and active Parker community member....

A Bright Future
Miriam Johnson June 6, 2024

The field is the schools “largest classroom” where students learn during Physical Education class (PE), play during recess and after school, and compete in team practices and games. In fact, 70% of Parker’s...

The Parker Admissions Process
Christina Merikas, Staff Writer • May 10, 2024

Students pass by the doors of the Parker admissions office to go to the library, the cafeteria, to their classes, every single day. But what goes on behind those blue doors? The Parker admissions process is “tedious,”...

Parker mourns the passing of Pat McHale, beloved Physical Education teacher & coach
The Parker Weekly May 1, 2024

"Mr. McHale was my first Parker PE teacher and taught me what’s it’s like to be a Parker student and how to be a better member for the Parker community. He would always ask me countless reminders of my baseball...

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The Fashion Forecast
The Fashion Forecast
Subtle but eye-catching ways to incorporate the polka dot
Brady Kass
Read Story
Life as a Lifer
Life as a Lifer
My nostalgic reflection going into my 14th year at Parker
Chloe Deutsch
Read Story
The Calendar Cure
The Calendar Cure
Starting school before Labor Day ensures finals fall before winter recess
Sadie Ankin
Read Story
How Trends Tune Our Thoughts
Sydney Hirano September 3, 2025

Set against the iconic Chicago skyline in the Jay Pritzker Pavilion, the Millennium Park Summer Music Series has been one of Chicago’s most...

From the Lightning Thief to Little Women
Lexi Schneider September 3, 2025

In an age where AI images and “fake news” propaganda run rampant, critical thinking skills are more valuable than ever. We need to decipher...

Is The Fun Gone For Good?
Graysen Pendry September 3, 2025

Summer used to be filled with popsicles, beach days, and water balloon fights. The kind of days where the sun dictated the rhythm of time, and...

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Where Did the Effort Go?
Where Did the Effort Go?
The Parker Weekly September 3, 2025

From Staff Writer to Copy Editor to News Editor to finally Editor-in-Chief, Parker’s publications are some of the few institutions in which...

Selfish Service
May 22, 2025
The Parker Show
April 24, 2025
Youth is for the Young
December 20, 2024
“The Parker Weekly” Leadership

The 2023-24 school year will be ‘The Parker Weekly’s” 113th year of continuous publication.

 

Editors-in-Chief Uma Morris ’25, Sejal Ahuja ’25, Annabel McIntosh ’25 currently lead “The Parker Weekly.” Kate Tabor and Eric Rampson serve as “The Weekly’s” faculty advisors.

 

Please contact [email protected] with any questions.

“The Parker Weekly” Online Policy

Articles and editorials published on this website do not reflect the views of the Francis W. Parker School. Our opinions do not represent those of the school. All articles undergo a thorough publication process and are edited and reviewed by the editors-in-chief of The Parker Weekly and our faculty advisors.

 

Please contact [email protected] with any questions.

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The Fashion Forecast
Brady Kass September 3, 2025
By the Way
Chase Wayland September 3, 2025
Unprocessed Facts
Noah Michenaud September 3, 2025
Daniel’s Manual
Daniel Chang September 3, 2025
Playlist of “The Weekly” – Volume CXIII, Issue 10
Lucas Werneck Fraga May 10, 2024

Parker journalists win McCormick Foundation High School Media Awards
March 21, 2025

On Friday March 14, Upper School student journalists were recognized at the McCormick Foundation High School Media Awards. They were announced at the Scholastic Press Association of Chicago’s (SPAC)...

Mean Girls Debut
Phoebe Josephson March 13, 2024

On Wednesday, March 13 at 5:00 pm, Parker will debut Mean Girls The Musical in the auditorium. The musical will also be performed on March 14 at 7:00 pm, March 15 at 7:00 pm, and March 16 at 1:00 pm for...

Colonel Closing
Chloe Deutsch, Brief Writer • January 12, 2024

At 9:47 pm tonight, Thursday, January 11th Principal Dan Frank ‘74, and Assistant Principal Priyanka Rupani emailed a notification to students, faculty, staff, and parents and guardians, letting them...

Meet the Staff
Nikita Mallik
Nikita Mallik
Staff Writer

Nikita is very excited to continue being part of the Weekly for her sophomore year! When not writing or doing schoolwork, you can find her training aerial circus arts or spending time with friends and family.

Brady Kass
Brady Kass
Colomnist

Brady Kass is entering his first year on “The Weekly” as a columnist. His column covers all things fashion, commenting on current trends and making predictions for new ones.  

Owen Zeller
Owen Zeller
Opinions Editor

A two year Weekly veteran, Owen Zeller is absolutely elated to continue writing in his junior year. Owen began writing on "The Weekly" as a staff writer freshman year and music editor in his sophomore, and is now ready to tackle the role of Opinions Editor on the Editorial Board. Owen’s passions outside of writing for "The Weekly" include his crew team, listening to music on vinyl, and reading novels...

Taliah Albert
Taliah Albert
Sports Reporter

Taliah Albert is a sophomore who is so excited to be a Sports Reporter for “The Weekly!” When she isn’t writing articles or doing homework, you can find her on the tennis courts with friends or playing soccer.

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